Someone put on far too much perfume or something 'cause it suddenly REEKS in here. It has left a cloud of smell that at least three of us have noticed in our respective cubes.
Someone where I used to work would, I swear, put on perfume in the elevator. There were days when I'd let one elevator go and take the other, it was so nasty.
The receptionist in our office is always putting on lotion - Bath & Body Works lotion. I HATE going up there to get/do anything. I'm not generally sensitive to it, I wear purfume myself, but there's a limit!!!
gather your co-conspirators near (or email them)... spread the plan, then retreat to your own cubicles...
over the course of 30-45 minutes, individually call out "what is that *smell*?" "did someone spray bug spray?" "do i smell gas?" "bleagh, i hate those scented trash bags." and so forth.
eventually the guilty person will say "i think my perfume smells *nice*." you can them douse that person in baking soda and activated charcoal.
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Date: 2002-06-26 03:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-06-26 05:50 pm (UTC)May I offer a clothespin?
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gather your co-conspirators near (or email them)... spread the plan, then retreat to your own cubicles...
over the course of 30-45 minutes, individually call out "what is that *smell*?" "did someone spray bug spray?" "do i smell gas?" "bleagh, i hate those scented trash bags." and so forth.
eventually the guilty person will say "i think my perfume smells *nice*." you can them douse that person in baking soda and activated charcoal.
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