fat-phobic pig-fucker

Feh.

Long Needles For Large Butts
More obesity means even syringes aren't long enough anymore. What the hell are we so hungry for?

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
Wednesday, December 7, 2005

It's just one of those wicked telling signs, one of those sad little cultural punches that make you cringe and sigh even as you stifle a laugh and roll your eyes at the state of it all, as you read the one about how an increasing percentage of people -- mostly women but half of the men, too -- aren't receiving their proper dosage of medicine when given a shot in the rear by a nurse at the hospital because, well, their butts are just too damn big.

Which is to say, the needles are now too damn short. Too short to reach what remains of the gluteal muscle in most increasingly obese butt-exploded people in America, and hence hospitals are now having to use longer and longer needles to penetrate all the fatty acreage in the average American rear and deliver the meds these people so desperately need to, you know, help lower their cholesterol and treat their diabetes and try to prevent the imminent heart disease that's coming upon them like a steam engine due to all the, uh, obesity.

Yes, because there are no skinny people who have high cholesterol, diabetes and heart disease. And of course, all of us fat people have all those things and it is all our fault because we are fat pigs and as such, we don't deserve to be treated with humanity or respect.

Puhlease.

Don't even get me started.

I am just one of many fat people with super-good cholesterol and low BP--this doesn't make me any better or any more deserving of respect than anyone else. There are fat people who have high cholesterol and high BP, just as there are skinny people with the same issues. Do the fat ones not deserve their medication just because they are fat? Is it really so much to ask that we are treated appropriately by the medical establishment?

You'd think a gay man in San Francisco (Morford) who has seen how the medical establishment has routinely treated gay men with AIDS would have more of a clue about such things. Then again, while I have enjoyed some of Morford's writings, lately I have been seeing an increasing trend of elitism and snobbery in his writings. This one takes the cake though.

Mr. Morford, just because you are a skinny white male you are no better than me. In fact, your intolerance and fat-hating words put you well beneath me, so far beneath me I won't even ask you to kiss my fat ass.

no focus

No focus at all.

And I'm really hungry.